World’ biggest grasshopper dropping in on office hours.

My apple has the outline of an apple on it

My lightbulbs came with a dice

The card reader at the gas station this morning

The sexual tension between my toothbrush and toothpaste.

A tenant of an apartment complex in my city had a running gag of hanging nicholas cage portraits on their balcony, so the complex paid for this mural.

This restaurant charged me an “Inflation Adjustment Fee”

This Wendy’s has a handwashing sink outside of the restrooms so people only washing their hands don’t have to take a restroom (the restrooms also have sinks)

My cat left a fingernail in me

Dehumidifier broke while I was out of town and one of my books absorbed a bunch of water

My town's newest roundabout

Went to check on a friend's AirBnB while they were out of the country to discover beautiful ice sculptures being created from burst pipes.

These bar stools have soundproofing underneath

RadioShack near Fort Myers, Florida. Still open in 2026

My cat lost her ears to cancer, now she looks like a seal

The Absurd Daily Percentage of B12 in a 5-Hour Energy

Built in 2022, this brick layer’s pattern

Mail Regarding Voting TX USA

some shrimp being interrogated by the police

The ultimate long game: I’ve secretly been adding one rose for every Valentine’s Day we’ve spent together. This is year 12 and she still hasn’t noticed