Starch decanted after cooking 24 packages of pasta

Friend made me a scrub daddy holder

Squirrels have a threesome in my backyard every day

Abandoned car covered in mould

My husband's hand vs mine after being in the water for the same amount of time.

This Legend of Zelda pin I’ve had since 1988

A long Skittles gummy my friend found

My wife got a scratcher and every single space (front and back) was a winner

How much my husband pierced our baked potatoes

The restaurant we went to for Valentine’s Day had a bathroom with a view overlooking the city.

Restaurant we went to had heart shaped ice cubes for Valentine’s

Most wholesome fortune cookie fortune I’ve ever received

My Airbnb had a sink in the toilet

This piece of ham is the same shade as my skin

A fence built with respect for a tree. (Tree was there first.)

A shelf of Keith Haring branded sex toys at my local Ebisu (Japanese import shop)

The choices for adult models on Blue Bell ice cream treats

My flight has live animals being loaded with the luggage.

I can purchase a 55 gallon drum of maple syrup at my local Costco.

Valve that came off of an old boiler has a swastika symbol on it