My local 7-11 sells birth control

Strong winds created a strange formation hanging off the edge of my windshield after a snow storm.

A small waffle fry from a restaurant that doesn’t serve waffle fries

Pep Boys wearing Sailor head piece across from San Diego naval base.

Local bank has guns used in robbery attempt on display

The DoorDash markup for this company is its own separate charge.

Person farting cloud shape

It is that time of year where the milk says Mario on it!

A local bar has soccer you can play when peeing

My mother in law mailed us temporary tattoos that are 45 years old

Accidentally matched my mani with the cruise tampons I bought on board.

Horse in the drive-thru.

Found my iPod from 12 years ago

My hair is only Gray/White on the top

I accidentally photographed the nerves inside my cat's eye

Illegal downloading warning at my (corporate run) airbnb

I saw a very chunky skink at work last week

My father-in-law marks food with expiration dates

A single, fairly long, very thin hair growing out of the dead center of my forehead.

I found my lamp while watching tv