It is that time of year where the milk says Mario on it!

A local bar has soccer you can play when peeing

My mother in law mailed us temporary tattoos that are 45 years old

Accidentally matched my mani with the cruise tampons I bought on board.

Horse in the drive-thru.

Found my iPod from 12 years ago

My hair is only Gray/White on the top

I accidentally photographed the nerves inside my cat's eye

Illegal downloading warning at my (corporate run) airbnb

I saw a very chunky skink at work last week

My father-in-law marks food with expiration dates

A single, fairly long, very thin hair growing out of the dead center of my forehead.

I found my lamp while watching tv

The amount of beer 2 college guys were buying at Costco

Blue stone in my ring turns red under UV light

My excedrin tabs crystallised in the case I keep them in.

The expiration date of my honey is 3442

Accidentally remade the Exorcist poster with our skeleton yard ornament

BEFORE: one week of not cleaning my phone. AFTER: sanitising with just basic hand sanitiser.

Target sells Oat Milk Slices