Accidentally matched my mani with the cruise tampons I bought on board.

Horse in the drive-thru.

Found my iPod from 12 years ago

My hair is only Gray/White on the top

I accidentally photographed the nerves inside my cat's eye

Illegal downloading warning at my (corporate run) airbnb

I saw a very chunky skink at work last week

My father-in-law marks food with expiration dates

A single, fairly long, very thin hair growing out of the dead center of my forehead.

I found my lamp while watching tv

The amount of beer 2 college guys were buying at Costco

Blue stone in my ring turns red under UV light

My excedrin tabs crystallised in the case I keep them in.

The expiration date of my honey is 3442

Accidentally remade the Exorcist poster with our skeleton yard ornament

BEFORE: one week of not cleaning my phone. AFTER: sanitising with just basic hand sanitiser.

Target sells Oat Milk Slices

The seatbelts in our row of an A220 Airbus aeroplane have airbags in them.

This balloon that's lost colour over the years

At Fan Expos there are Costume hospitals in case pieces of people's Cosplay come loose or break off