I'm 61--I got these bed sheets from Sears when I was 14

The weird, boogery way the road slush froze on my car today

Saw a Swedish police car with Pennsylvania plates in SW Florida

My lower legs don’t grow any hair

Mini orange inside of a normal orange

My energy drink is a Maths cheat sheet

The toilet cubicle in this restaurant is a huge egg.

[OC] the person before me drew this on the paper table cover

The size of my local grocers "12 inch" sandwiches

My brother has disco balls everywhere in his house.

In Finland the largest size of mayonnaise is called "AMERICAN SIZE"

The layer of hair that formed in my lint tray when I shaved my beard into a towel and forgot.

No sugar drink options at this Costco in Seattle

These earrings become more expensive as you purchase them in larger quantities.

How much my hair has greyed in 3 years (28-31)

The backyard fences in this neighbourhood

I paid cash for some food and was given a silver dollar certificate as change

was writing a letter and felt good about this B

Bought a salad today and the fork that comes with it is edible

3-D looking frost on my windshield