Bought a salad today and the fork that comes with it is edible

3-D looking frost on my windshield

I've got shingles only on half my face and one eye

The size of my toddler's pockets

Found a chip that looks like the manufacturing cutout.

A real block of lapis lazuli which I own.

These Perfectly large snowflakes

Beaded frog-shaped coin purses

This extra long piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

My grandpa’s dollar bill signed by all of Jackson 5

I was given this “Soulja boy” dollar at work today

Someone threw out their old playboy mags at my complex

I accidentally dunked my sleeve in some water, which, apparently, had salt in it. This is what it looked like the next day:

Piece of jawbone fell out, screw marks from failed implant

The bruising on my arm after a blood test doesn’t include the injection site.

This road in Vietnam goes over the bedrock

I am the second person to check out this book, 15 years later

My newborn son has a swirly belly button

My earplugs look like little snails with hats.

Banana with ALL Allergens