this censored version of 1984

I have an eye freckle

My frozen peas in the shape of a heart.

My city has a miniature, replica city where kids can learn pedestrian, bicycle and driver safety.

My sweet potato is bi-colour

squared rain spots on the trampoline today

Crystallized diesel exhaust fluid at Home Depot

The bark of this tree in a nearby park naturally resembles a painting.

I just saw a buck shake off one of its antlers

A keychain left hanging in our basement by previous owners

The size of the bladder stones removed from my 30lb dog

My fish looks like Hitler

The top of my ice cream formed a perfect flower

I currently have 5 different brands of microwave popcorn in my dorm room

Received a wax-sealed envelope in the mail today.

This apex predator of the sea found in a toy store.

My Mac&Cheese w/ Bacon contained 1 bacon

An old plane ticket of mine that had a lot of 4s.

Hotel Brings Out Hawk During Mealtime to Deter Seagulls

I found Deer #8