Nose had been itchy for days. Finally pulled out the culprit.

Strawberry in my recent pack.

The for lease sign is permanent, appearing when the tenant’s sign is removed.

The face on this telephone pole.

Very large banana

My cat's black strip of fur is a different texture to the rest of her fur.

Sorted contents of 26.1oz box of Lucky Charms cereal

138 four leaf clovers, 7 five leaf clovers, 1 six leaf clover, 1 seven leaf.

This was removed from the salivary duct under my tongue last week

5 minutes worth of footprints by a 6-month old puppy

I irritated my eye yesterday evening and now I have a weird square on my eye

Vanity sizing on my skirt

Found the Olympics in my freeze dried skittles

I had my women's jeans pockets deepened so they're actually useful

My flight leaves 3 minutes before it boards

This toy has Hong Kong melted away and stamped china instead

I saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile and Planters NUTmobile parked next to each other.

Out of the blue, I got four free RuPaul tickets in the mail

I had my mandibular tori removed (bony growths in the jaw under tongue)

Added clear soap to opaque and made an accidental lava lamp