Fantasy football league punishment pizza so spicy it comes with gloves and goggles

In Quebec, the speed signs have a minimum too

Was eating mussels and found some tiny pearls!

Super straight highway in middle-of-nowhere Nevada

Goodwill becomes greedwill

This hospital uses disposable thermometers

This person at the mosque courtyard looks like Jesus

My 8ish year old hen laid this egg with no outer shell and no yolk.

Local supermarket sells pasta with weevils at a discounted price

Ordered 4 extra pepperoncinis from Papa John’s, got a lot more than expected.

I found what appears to be a lemon pound cake at Redwoods National and State Parks today, placed inside of a Redwood stump.

A bird and a cat on the same shopping cart together

I found shells playing cards in my grandmas bathroom

A rollable door on rollable garage door

Accidentally landed my protein scoop perfectly printed with the label.

Vitiligo turned my eyelashes and beard white

My table has a near perfect image of an eye in it.

Found a caterpillar death spiral outside my house today

My girlfriend's allergic reaction to henna(appeared a month later)

I saw Mario buying groceries today