Bought a deck of cards at the thrift- this is what was inside, in order.

This strawberry shaped like a finger gun

Goodwill shoes I found (yes the tips are sharp)

My naturally insanely long eyelashes (as a guy)

Kurt Cobain's death certificate on display at the RnR hall of fame

My dog crafted a shiv with his chew toy

The price of my bananas was exactly 1€

I stored the gout cream in the fridge and it made the menthol crystallize on the lid

In some countries they manufacture toilet rolls without cores

My kid's ball was manufactured...uh, somewhere.

Local shops sell onion peels during Easter period

There was a Shaq gummy inside my bag of sour patch kids

My cheese slices came with tabs

The official answer to my "riddle" card in my drinking game is wrong.

This house painted on a 4th window.

Never Had To Fear A Urinal Before

This pointy egg had a pea-sized mini egg inside it. The mini egg did not have a shell.

My mouse works perfectly with only 1 battery

Someone left free bey blades at a crosswalk

This pigeon has laid her eggs on the very barriers meant to keep her from perching