I’m traveling in Malaysia and saw this on the hotel slippers.

This cactus hitting the ceiling

My yin yang egg

My hand doesn't have the pad of muscle below the thumb that most people have

I'm soaking these ink needles for my fountain pen and the ink is spiraling inside the cup while stationary.

The view from the bridge of the Vandenberg near Key West, Florida.

Ants formed a question mark in the sidewalk

A 9/11 memorial from the back

The gun magazines at this airport are hidden like porno mags

My cookie at work is happy to see me

I can count how many sips it took me to finish my pint

I poured my wax melter into the same cup for a year

This thumbtack that is accidentally plastic instead of metal

If damaged, my helicopter may give birth

The scuff marks, the way the towel hangs, and how everything lines up makes the latch on my bathroom door look translucent

Hardware store milkweed came preloaded with a couple monarch caterpillars

One tile is misplaced in this floor tiling

A very specific and friendly construction sign on my street

This ancient battery I found in some old tech

I can't bend my right thumb, so it never developed creases