The gun magazines at this airport are hidden like porno mags

My cookie at work is happy to see me

I can count how many sips it took me to finish my pint

I poured my wax melter into the same cup for a year

This thumbtack that is accidentally plastic instead of metal

If damaged, my helicopter may give birth

The scuff marks, the way the towel hangs, and how everything lines up makes the latch on my bathroom door look translucent

Hardware store milkweed came preloaded with a couple monarch caterpillars

One tile is misplaced in this floor tiling

A very specific and friendly construction sign on my street

This ancient battery I found in some old tech

I can't bend my right thumb, so it never developed creases

My entire pack of bandaids was missing the gauze part

Local park installed a Sunsreen dispenser

Pollen accumulation in Central NC after two days of not driving

There were two fruit by the foot in my package

A tiny bouquet I picked in my backyard

The way my plane's engine sucks the snow off of the ground.

I’m making my own protein snacks. I call them proturds.

Opened up a 100 year old bible and found an old four leaf clover on the first page