“Not a King - He’s Your Daddy” banner flown over the Los Angeles “No Kings” protest today

My water bottle froze then the shape of the top fell into the bottle.

Someone brought a llama to the No Kings protest in Portland today

My Book is Missing the Author's Name on the Front Cover

Daffodil with a mutation on my morning walk

My nephew was chopping wood and found a tree within a tree

The warning this hotel has on its lifesaver

Found a white squirrel in my backyard

My lemon tree produced a micro-lemon

A moose visited this morning for breakfast.

Found a stash of seeds two feet deep

This colour scheme

Requested spicier Delhi butter chicken and the receipt specified the request as “make big problem tomorrow”.

The tap in my mum’s bathroom has a permanent hardwater drip after 29 years

My chicken tender kinda looks like a rabbit dildo/vibrator

Bathroom requires a QR code scan to enter

This is what liquid nitrogen actually looks like

My old 6D Maglite torch broke neatly into two pieces where the alkaline batteries leaked and ate through the solid aluminium body.

This tiny pill replaces an entire organ of mine (thyroid)

My tea caught the last sunray in the room and now it looks like i'm drinking a glass of molten glass