Smoking a cigarette with chopsticks

My battery decided to reverse polarity

A Milka cookie without the cookie. Just chocolate.

Bit a pretzel, and it kinda looks like the assassins creed symbol

Came upon this raptured baby during my walk

Someone put a tie on my car while I was in the store.

My deaf cat finds extra stimulation by sleeping on my air compressor

My forearm size difference as a tennis player

Dropped my bar soap and it broke in half, but not in the way I expected.

The 8 year price difference at a Waffle House in Birmingham, Alabama. (Yellow 2026, Blue 2018)

My beer bottle has multiple labels stacked on top of each other

The morning after pill in the UK is shaped like a shield.

My foster dog's hair grows completely spiralled from this one button

The yolk boiled out of the egg

QR Code Train Floor in Japan

Random note that was taped to my door last night.

Found an unopened bottle of Vodka in my parents’ alcohol cabinet they think is 35+ years old (going to make myself a cocktail and hopefully a cool lamp when the bottle is eventually finished)

Car cushion my neighbour put on 20mins ago

How my 22 year old kid's glasses always break

My son has a near perfect Big Dipper in freckles on his arm.