One Spongebob didn't get printed so now he has sunglasses

Looked under my couch for a dog toy and discovered it’s my couch’s ten year old birthday.

My lung cancer tumour and unilateral gyno.

Someone paid money to do this Jared Leto Joker motif to their car.

The way these dome lights burnt out makes them look like marbles

Ants tunneled through this dead mouse.

Business class on this Avianca flight is just an insert over a middle economy seat to give you more arm room

This vending machine in a gas station's men's toilet in Germany.

Couldn’t read half the cards while camping

My boyfriend's car fixed itself.

Three similar unrelated wounds on my fingers.

Opened our kitchen wall to find this flue cover, one of the pretter ones I've seen.

Paw prints in the pavement outside the Ernest Hemingway house in Key West

This dude's sock matched the metro floor pattern flawlessly

Instead of cutting down the tree, they built the house around it.

The bottled water I boiled turned completely cloudy/milky

My kid's ear tube fell out

My ramen turned blue

Mystery fluid dissolved all the cotton in my shirt.

I lost my toddler's bow on a day full of errands at least a week ago, and today I found someone had clipped it to a gift card right by the checkout line at a bookstore we frequent. (Thanks, whoever did that!)