This melanistic squirrel in my Grandma’s backyard

An entire couch shoved into a residential dumpster

I don't have a lot of talents but I'm good at peeling apples & oranges in one swoop

These cruise ship elevators say the weekday on the floor

This rocking chair arm at my parent's house looks like the Declaration of Independence was written on it

A full semi trailer only allowed to hold garlic

I ordered some comic books and the packaging was shredded up comic books.

This Burger King has a conference room

Salted butter comes in red box with blue lettering on wrapper, unsalted butter comes in blue box with red lettering on wrapper

Bar in Portland makes a Cincinnati Reds announcer blunder reference

Found a pearl in my seafood pasta

My partner’s kinder egg had 50% extra shell

Today in school we had training on how to detect AI generated imagery.

My binoculars look like they're about to cry

Before and after watering my plant upon my return to work after two weeks

My sister found a little mushroom in her toilet!

Around the year 2000, my then 70-year-old Grandpa printed out this cheat sheet for internet lingo. RIP Gramps, thanks for never typing in all caps!

Water bottles outside Italian homes to stop animals from peeing on the walls

How many weeks I’ve lived as a now 40 year old

I thought someone dumped a vibrator next to my work but it's a Playstation 3 move controller instead