My binoculars look like they're about to cry

Before and after watering my plant upon my return to work after two weeks

My sister found a little mushroom in her toilet!

Around the year 2000, my then 70-year-old Grandpa printed out this cheat sheet for internet lingo. RIP Gramps, thanks for never typing in all caps!

Water bottles outside Italian homes to stop animals from peeing on the walls

How many weeks I’ve lived as a now 40 year old

I thought someone dumped a vibrator next to my work but it's a Playstation 3 move controller instead

The foil back of my kid's Capri-Sun pouch fell off, revealing the juice inside.

Asked plumber for receipt, got this

my grandfather left a complete collection of fifty US state quarters to me and each of his 8 remaining grandchildren.

VIP Rapture Information… just there for the taking…

[OC] Found an ancient astronaut at the beach

This biology lab microscope was serviced on 9/11. And then never again.

Random spot on my finger glows under black light

Found a bird egg in my work parking lot!

In Taipei, you can get an engagement ring from a vending machine at the public transport train station.

My flight went over the North Pole

Sample of moulding sand overheated in a microwave

An entire trash bag full of donuts in NYC.

I found a flash drive from 22 years ago.