Everything I found in 1.5 kg (53 oz) of lentils that wasn't lentils

The amount of gum trident recommends you chew daily

My soy butter comes with stickers to put on your sandwich bags

Shrek sausage 20+ years after the movie

Suspiciously Shaped Cucumber

The rock that has been lodged in my shoe is wearing down with the heel

A horse's teeth and the horse they came out of

An EXTREMELY long hair on my shoulder

Made a “Pringles Ringle” with my friend

this squirrel with chimerism in our local park

Sicilian pine cone ceramic

A robin won't stop attacking my slider doors, so I hung up photos of predators

This old sign I saw on the wall of a hotel says ‘NO IRISH’

A local church has this vaguely sinister sign on the front.

This blackhead that came out of a pimple on my arm is big

These two boxes of the same brownie mix with different shades of brown (both bought today).

This remote battery is just a bunch of watch batteries stacked together

Random purple patch in my yard that appears every spring.

Pest control outfit in my area of Florida takes slain bugs and turns them into pens with their corpses floating in them.

Got a haribo egg without the white. Cola and normal egg for scale