My hotel room has a space for a cell phone that focuses the sound through a horn.

All these mattresses outside a hotel

This wafer package’s brand statement was copy/pasted straight from ChatGPT

You can count my girlfriend's chemo sessions like rings on a tree.

In Ireland we have begun to use these bollards designed to look like pencils to protect footpaths outside of schools

I watched this guy dump milk and cereal all over himself in Walmart

My wisdom tooth has grown horizontal.

I noticed this flower bed while driving through a neighbourhood today

Clump of dog treats right out of the box

Perfectly aligned contrails

I stored my avocado with red onions for two days and it didn't turn brown

This the wallpaper in my friend’s new corporate office bathroom

Deconstructed Balloon yoshi

I finally managed to find my dad's Hop-Rod, a gasoline powered pogo stick from the 1960s.

A museum brought a broken saber tooth tiger’s fang to my old art supply store. We repaired it with E6000 and it went back on display

A berry scented heart to mask the smell and enhance the taste of my vitamins

Phlebotomist let me take home an extra vial of my blood

Next generation of kids still doing the cool S

My old boss wrote a letter to Sir David Attenborough when he was a child in 1981 asking him if there is a special name for a baby gorilla. David responded.

Pitcher in public bathroom with weird label