I’ve had this Def Leppard shirt for over 23 years

swallowtail butterfly perched on my watch

California hotel breakfast has paper plates that are compostable everywhere, except California

reflections of an egg slicer in soapy dish water

The size of this garlic my brother bought

This barcode for a toilet paper

A Taco Bell delivery just showed up on my porch containing only one side of jalapeños. I didn’t order it.

A student of mine in Korea had a plastic carrot that was really a box cutter.

Sign on a campground bathroom door in the Ozarks

I’ve seen neighbourhood Little Book Libraries but never a coffee cup library before.

My Az license has cool art that shows up only under UV light

This is the picture the local Italian Ice place uses for their sour apple

Boobie-squish office warmed up the gown for me

This intersection has many 'no right turns' signs

Buy 2 Gatorades and pay more than the regular cost of 2 individual Gatorades

No devices has replaced the no smoking sign on my flight

This cat in my village is half black half brown

My tattoo was cut in half after a surgery.

Found this KFC coupon from 1995 when cleaning our great-grandma’s roll top desk

The town I live in still has some metal rings in the curbs so you can tie your horse up