My alopecia is vaguely in the shape of a dick and balls

My wife's eggs look like the lower 48 with bacon Canada

All the flies I caught in a sticky trap in 24 hours

Green sprout coming out of toilet brush, pulled out and it had a root!

The mailbox I bought at Walmart came with someone's actual mail in it

This music shop’s rewards program.

Our Mulberry tree grows kinda weird.

[OC] Walgreens has already put the World Cup merch on clearance, before the tournament has even started

This is what comes out of my eye after I wear mascara - a whole stretchy string

The shadow is misaligned

Sign posted in high-rise apartment elevator

The vessels of my brother’s wart after removing the cap

My pasta settled geometrically.

This Tupac thrift store find I came across today for $2.99... yes I bought it and yes my kids were confused

The ashtray outside the main entrance of a hospital in Bonn, Germany. Was told it gets cleaned several times a day.

One of my fingers randomly just turned white.

Friend couldn’t get freezer to shut. Reached to the back and found this.

I found a weather balloon while fishing today.

This advert in the train station without any branding

There’s a spider in the cap for my anxiety medication