This 2oz hash ball I rolled looks like a miniature planet

Just Pulled This Out My Head (I'm Bald)

My favourite Professor was childhood friends with Jeffrey Dahmer

This chadsparagus I just picked is longer than my forearm

Bird was hanging out inside the stoplight

The way these eggs boiled like a spiderweb.

Plunger in bar washroom thats 3x the normal length

I made a uterus piñata for my friend who had a hysterectomy.

Changing thermostat from Celsius to Fahrenheit changes the language to English

A mural dedicated to El Grande Americano - a German pretending to be an American pretending to be a Mexican - in Mexico City. It reads "A Mexican is born anywhere he fucking feels like."

Tiny shell found stuck in the end of a baby carrot

My dad's sweat stain looks like someone tried to draw the map of the world from memory

The asphalt cracked around the paint

This spider I found has green fangs that almost look metallic

Her shadow demon

Flock camera on hike/bike trail

My pants are wearing out on the black squares only

My husband’s Taco Bell napkin was compressed in the wash. I thought it was a river rock

Rain gutters in Czechia look like they wear shoes

Today it was so incredibly warm in my house, it made my candles sad