I got to look at a fire alarm up close and noticed it had all these shapes on it

These uneven burritos I just got from Taco Bell

My fortune cookie is threatening me.

This cool moth I found

An actual working Zoltar

A guy was cleaning the TSA scanner

Ants blocked off the liquid bait trap I put out with cat litter and wall plaster

Cats have whiskers on their ankles!

My driveway glows in the dark

These self-adhesive numbers I bought for my mailbox came in an odd arrangement

The historical facade of this building is protected and has to be propped while the entire block is demolished for a new development.

My wife has Reynaud’s disease causing her fingers to sometimes lose blood flow and turn white

Gummy Bear Manufacturing Error. A gummypede.

This dealership that bans Smart / META Eyeglasses:

Restaurant sharing their secret sauce because they're closing down

I wasn't sure which wheel was screeching until I took out my thermal camera.

My sandals can change size

My RSA token with all 9s

Drinking glass exploded, not just one, but two. Wasn’t hot, just one of 15, cleaned it all up and rinsed the others and another one exploded. HOW

The four “plates” in my cheek and around my eye are basically zip ties