The instructions for my new desk kindly suggest that I refresh my drink mid way through the build.

My vacuum cleaner cord took the shape of the Euthanasia Coaster

Menu items are priced exactly to round up with taxes included

My mother in law’s violin strings are North Korean

My boyfriend has these swirls on both sides of his neck

I visited the castle that served as the inspiration for the Disney logo

My dog has a frog neuter tattoo

Two badminton brands used opposite teams of the same photoshoot on their boxes

The last remaining “witness tree” near Abraham Lincoln’s home, a tree he would have seen when he was alive, came down in a storm last night

T-shirt with felt potatoes

Workers setting up scaffolding under the Kennedy Center sign

Ancient Petroglyph of Bird Holding Human In Beak

Three apartments stacked on top of each other accidentally created a perfect colour gradient

Heart shaped lightning.

My neighbour's tree fits perfectly in my window.

Partially lit store sign still displays its correct name, except in Roman numerals

My gargoyle made a friend.

Found one of those tiny tree houses on a walk

I lost my hair in spots and it grew back white

This hotdog looked like a toe.