smacked a mosquito so hard it left a print on my hand

My local gas station is being renovated and they changed the gas prices so no one would go there while the pumps are empty.

This cutout from a dollar bill found on the ground.

My kid was born with extra pinkies. Imagine that.

Grocery store selling banana boxes of water

My yoghurt lost 6g of protein between purchases

The square of homemade soap my girlfriend brought me back from a trip has a hidden brush under the initial layers of soap!

Ecuador fans put an Ecuador shirt on the Rocky statue in Philly.

My shower water filter after four months next to its new replacement

My new planter wants me to karate chop a screw driver.

This McDonald’s has horse parking

I'm a girl with a long thumb

Cavity in the stone shaped like a perfect triangle

I own a coin from the British Mandate of Palestine

This bathroom sign states "Water does not fall from the Sky"

Apparently everyone at work doesn't like the red jolly ranchers

This can specifically for throwing away Corn Husks at a grocery store

NYC has garbage cans specifically for pizza boxes

My local McDonalds has a permanent “hotel vacancy” style sign if they’re currently hiring

My sticker left a replica of itself on my computer (it doesn’t wipe off)