My new planter wants me to karate chop a screw driver.

This McDonald’s has horse parking

I'm a girl with a long thumb

Cavity in the stone shaped like a perfect triangle

I own a coin from the British Mandate of Palestine

This bathroom sign states "Water does not fall from the Sky"

Apparently everyone at work doesn't like the red jolly ranchers

This can specifically for throwing away Corn Husks at a grocery store

NYC has garbage cans specifically for pizza boxes

My local McDonalds has a permanent “hotel vacancy” style sign if they’re currently hiring

My sticker left a replica of itself on my computer (it doesn’t wipe off)

I spotted an Enron truck

New brake pads vs old ones with 135,000 miles on them

There is an Eastern box turtle (Mr. Grapes) that comes by my house every so often. And we feed her Earthworms and grapes.

This arcade game simulates pumping gas

The Portland Airport has a short film theater in it

This dark line on a nail of a 3 Year old

My barcode scanner broke so I fixed it. Oh and then I shoved it in an nes zapper.

Tomato juice is corrosive enough to create small holes in aluminum foil

The Brandenburg Gate U-bahn station in Berlin was changed to "Brandenburger Tooooooooooor" as a pun, since "Tor" is "Gate" but also means "Goal" in German.