A skittles grape freezer pop never froze. It's been there for 48 hours and is completely liquid.

Boulders on plastic chairs

My Kitkat has this screw hole shape in it

Someone put little benches on the bench outside my apartment building

I lose almost 1lb after pooping

The bathrooms at the restaurant I ate at last night had a sign above them calling them the Pee Pee Rooms

Rural AR grocery store has giant versions of everything

My freckle spells out “hi”

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter

got both dreyer's and edy's (two brand localizations owned by the same company) icecream from a single grocery store

Apparently this book was printed yesterday

Costco unsweetened dried mangoes have more sugar than than the sweetened dried mango

Schizophrenic writing in my house from last roommate

Found a clam living in a glass bottle

This notebook has a little torch on top instead of a backlit keyboard

My book explicitly forbids AI training

My elongated Frosted “Mini” Wheat cereal surprise from this morning.

Free, non-Rx, hormonal birth control in a coffee shop bathroom.

This pharmacy has a rack of Cliff Notes books so old they’re sun faded.

I got 2 free ice creams because their machine broke then unbroke