I keep swim goggles in the cutlery drawer because they have a 100% anti-tear onion success rate

Milwaukee airport (MKE) has a “recombobulation” area right after security.

Cover art of a textbook

The simplicity of this application at the mall.

Husband put my 60oz water bottle through the dishwasher

Water cooler at work is collapsing in on itself

Saw this sign in rural GA

A custodian at the school I work at collects every purple writing utensil they find

I got new retainers today after 21 years of nightly wear.

I had a whipped cream burnout pie made for my dad for father's day.

Someone taped pills to this package I just received

One of my tamarind seeds sprouted without any chlorophyll, it's going to die soon

My bread has other bread in it

Found 34 pounds of Mardi gras beads while cleaning my stepson's room.

This bird shit looks exactly like a bird.

Apparently Colonel Sanders is Thai in Bangkok

My dino nuggets getting nasty

This weird strawberry I found

Uniform Bubbles in my Tea!

I can’t straighten my fingers