Saw this sign in rural GA

A custodian at the school I work at collects every purple writing utensil they find

I got new retainers today after 21 years of nightly wear.

I had a whipped cream burnout pie made for my dad for father's day.

Someone taped pills to this package I just received

One of my tamarind seeds sprouted without any chlorophyll, it's going to die soon

My bread has other bread in it

Found 34 pounds of Mardi gras beads while cleaning my stepson's room.

This bird shit looks exactly like a bird.

Apparently Colonel Sanders is Thai in Bangkok

My dino nuggets getting nasty

This weird strawberry I found

Uniform Bubbles in my Tea!

I can’t straighten my fingers

Stumbled upon these Universal/Dreamworks sand sculptures in small beach while traveling in Taiwan.

Old Spice Deodorants and Antiperspirants have a little ship imprint on it when you first open it.

A guy threw away a whole bunch of gifts, pictures, letters on the side of a gas station.

My skittles turned into a skittles bar

7-11 sells the morning after pill.

I cut off an ankle monitor simply with scissors