7-11 sells the morning after pill.

I cut off an ankle monitor simply with scissors

This imported bag of Cheetos I got in Mexico has all of the Chester cheetah’s covered

A perfect circle broke off my plate when I microwaved this potato

Dish soap fell over and spilled on counter, didn’t notice for awhile, now looks like alien noodles

Graffiti artists tagged the wall painted on the wall

My 4 year old's drawings of “cars and monster trucks”

This 12 sided random meal selector misspells "Sandwiches"

The sun melted my candle into what looks like a perfect braid

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet.

Someone traced the shadow of this bathroom stall door handle in sharpie.

Room service made a crocodile out of towels while I was outside

My teeth are moving 5% slower than expected so my orthodontist gave me this rubber piece to gnaw on for 1 minute, 6-10x a day.

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

My boss gave me a roll of Necco candy and the serving size is the entire roll.

heart shaped bruise day after nexplanon insertion

An Owl Watching my Dog Take a Crap

Found a “New York” New York license plate

Mushrooms started popping out of the floor of my apartment’s bathroom

I ordered tater tots and got Tetris tots.