They’re selling ranch in the terminal at JFK for visiting World Cup fans.

My steak looks like a pair of socks. They were delicious.

This vintage "Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs Identification Kit"

I carved this funky little snail in stone.

I have one grey eyelash that never stops growing

Elementary school lunch menu from 1986

Someone left a full transmission on the playset at my local park

A 1920 guide to opening a new book

I printed a 3D model of my brain

I let my labret piercing heal and now a beard hair grows through the wrong way

Patch on my arm that doesn't tan

Star shaped prescription glasses lenses

I saved 1 year of junk mail received from AAA after I subscribed to a road side service membership.

Had a strand of hair embedded under skin

Opened the box to find 16g of pure, uncut cheez-it flavoring

Perfect little swirl of aloe gel

Berlin changes u-bahn name sighn for wordplay

My daughter parried my wife when she tried to get her to eat a vegetable.

This store sells loofahs by the slice

I saw a giant potato on my way to work this morning!