A 1920 guide to opening a new book

I printed a 3D model of my brain

I let my labret piercing heal and now a beard hair grows through the wrong way

Patch on my arm that doesn't tan

Star shaped prescription glasses lenses

I saved 1 year of junk mail received from AAA after I subscribed to a road side service membership.

Had a strand of hair embedded under skin

Opened the box to find 16g of pure, uncut cheez-it flavoring

Perfect little swirl of aloe gel

Berlin changes u-bahn name sighn for wordplay

My daughter parried my wife when she tried to get her to eat a vegetable.

This store sells loofahs by the slice

I saw a giant potato on my way to work this morning!

This plane bathroom has a window

Brand new bills missing #69

I just finished a roll of Costco plastic wrap from 2010.

My gyno gives out chocolates, pads, and Motrin at procedure appointments

My hospital bed has a 'CPR' lever to immediately lower the bed

Found the same lost keys twice, months apart, at different bus stops

The way this mural ‘hides’ an electrical cover plate