These carrots look like they’re hugging

My umbrella has a pattern only when it’s wet

This east german magazine from the GDR just printed a BIOS for readers to use

I have a long toaster.

A spider managed to spin a web in my bike bag in just half a day.

The humidity over lake Michigan made the sun pink, and sunspots visible.

There’s a deer in my yard

This is what happens when male horseshoe crabs confuse a rock for a female.

The customs form on my package is signed by Stanley Yelnats

My daughter lost a tooth during surgery. They gave her a little bag from the tooth fairy.

My grape popsicles turned green in the freezer. They were purple prior to freezing

My strong prescription lenses make it look like part of my head is being squeezed

Inside a modern gas pump.

My jello cup's inner lining came off with the lid, now I have a jello bag.

50 year old American Bicentennial T-shirt

Found this teeny tiny fully formed & ripened lemon on my backyard tree

Smokey The Bear and his man hands

Microwave from circa 1990 has a cook n watch setting where you can just turn it on and it counts up until you stop it

This spider is moving some dust in my flat

Disposable muddlers at an airport lounge