Was cleaning this morning and found this old Soundgarden tape with a song titled '4th of July'

My bag of Doritos is 90% dust

The lemons from my tree all have these pointy butts this year

Kid’s fire helmets handed out at our town’s 4th of July parade are now cardboard instead of plastic

Temperature checking rice at sushi counter

Our McDonald's order came out to be $17.76 on the 4th of July.

My 1970’s corn holder broke and the inside is just… a hardware nail.

Saw a tree that grew through a rock on my hike today.

These ants died upon crawling on this stuffed sandwich cookie.

Tomato I bought from the farmers market 4 days ago started sprouting from within

PS4 controller has so much dust it looks like it’s made from concrete

Daily tablet I take 3 a day of is not powder/granules but 3 tablets in a case.

This restaurant installed privacy dividers between urinals… made of transparent glass

Found my great grandpa’s flag that has only 48 stars.

Wasp nest packed full of paralysed spiders for the larvae to eat

This gas station has a washer fluid dispenser instead of just bottles

All the food at the 4th of July party was the same colour.

This German supermarket sells €800 wine bottles without any security tag

An important notice about construction.

Apparently the sweets I use to decorate my cakes for years are just small spaghettis in disguise