Local ISP’s solution to internet outages after a storm.

When I scratch my skin it turns into temporary hives

Left a photocopy of myself on the skate ramp

I have Central Digit Hypoplasia

My sister made her own birthday cake

Standing limited to 3 minutes…

This spent parachute/firework cartridge that fell out of the sky and hit my leg perfectly making a comical pop sound

The sudoku in my newspaper today started with a G shape

The bearing in my sand art toy attracted a jumping spider.

My antidepressants contain small individual pills

A church near me with a summertime message

Author signed book backwards

This crack in my wall sort of looks like a Daddy long leg.

We're moving house and my wife found the map I made whilst playing Legend of Zelda on the NES

This cool old Taco Bell sign

The spots on my knees where I rest my elbows no longer grow hair

This is what happens if you fill a cast iron pan with vinegar and forget about it for a week.

​Severe scalp sunburn caused swelling that has traveled down to my forehead.

Poured tea in my cup but it looks empty.

My steak looked like the United States