The spots on my knees where I rest my elbows no longer grow hair

This is what happens if you fill a cast iron pan with vinegar and forget about it for a week.

​Severe scalp sunburn caused swelling that has traveled down to my forehead.

Poured tea in my cup but it looks empty.

My steak looked like the United States

Amongst other things, this charity shop is not accepting non-fiction books

A hotel breakfast to 2pm

The size of this Dictionary I found at my job today

My house has a white raccoon.

A bee took and flew away with a chunk of salmon from my plate

The light and it's reflection are different colours

My skin bumps up every time I scratch it so sometimes I like to draw

A lock which I found in my house

Very circular cloud and its shadow

My girlfriend saves every whisker that falls off of her cat

My 90-year old mother's natural dark blonde not grey hair.

Accidentally branded self when wrapping up hairdryer cord

I'm pretty sure I spotted my thrifted cap in a video archive from 2002

US magazine sent from France to Belgium via Asia.

Wife made a notched closet rod