The size of this Dictionary I found at my job today

My house has a white raccoon.

A bee took and flew away with a chunk of salmon from my plate

The light and it's reflection are different colours

My skin bumps up every time I scratch it so sometimes I like to draw

A lock which I found in my house

Very circular cloud and its shadow

My girlfriend saves every whisker that falls off of her cat

My 90-year old mother's natural dark blonde not grey hair.

Accidentally branded self when wrapping up hairdryer cord

I'm pretty sure I spotted my thrifted cap in a video archive from 2002

US magazine sent from France to Belgium via Asia.

Wife made a notched closet rod

I saw a dinosaur being transported on a truck.

Pigeons gave birth to twins in my NYC balcony flowerpot

There is a random metal door frame like thing near my grandfather's farmland

A hexagonal toolbox that unrolls when opened.

Zapped fly with tennis racket and it gave birth to maggot babies.

Stopped in traffic behind a senator today

A semi with a truck bed