The lock at our Airbnb is a pencil with a screw drilled through it.

I baked a Jimothy strawberry pie

This Goose I saw on my walk today.

This freezie's ingredients list spells black with 61

An emphatic NO PARKING sign at a local business

the coils of dog hair on the filter of the blow-dryer at work

Bathroom signs at an Indian restaurant in Madrid.

This tone of yellow is called Rape yellow

The boxes of gloves have a label stating that they are barrier tested against fentanyl exposure for up to 4 hours

[OC] This Flyer for a Psychic

someone drew this on a balloon in the break room of the walmart I work at

My partner puts used matches back in the box

My brother keeps a big drawer of restaurant sauce packets in his fridge

Seven meds my 6yo has to take daily for a congenital heart condition—two pills were grounded and mixed into one syringe

These snails are eating a poster and pooping out little colorful poster-turds

In 2003 my class wrote to American soldiers. One soldier wrote me back and sent me these propaganda leaflets.

I saw a Mystery Machine today

I dropped my bottle. Now it can stand on the dented side as well

I found the source of my jaw pain, a piece of bone that worked its way out of my jaw a month after a tooth extraction.

My girlfriend’s tofu turned blue