someone drew this on a balloon in the break room of the walmart I work at

My partner puts used matches back in the box

My brother keeps a big drawer of restaurant sauce packets in his fridge

Seven meds my 6yo has to take daily for a congenital heart condition—two pills were grounded and mixed into one syringe

These snails are eating a poster and pooping out little colorful poster-turds

In 2003 my class wrote to American soldiers. One soldier wrote me back and sent me these propaganda leaflets.

I saw a Mystery Machine today

I dropped my bottle. Now it can stand on the dented side as well

I found the source of my jaw pain, a piece of bone that worked its way out of my jaw a month after a tooth extraction.

My girlfriend’s tofu turned blue

Evidence of Schrinkflation, An 80s McVities digestive tin vs. The size of standard packs two weeks ago and now today.

Smallest carrot ..mistook it for a weed. Gum for scale

This strange fruit my mum brought home

License plate stickers

This trash can in Tamil Nadu, India, using Nazi Swastika to depict trash.

My burn mark looks like a moon over a mountain

Carne asada (skirt steak) is more than filet mignon

I mark off the calendar days with my daily fruit's sticker

Stumbled upon multiple empty hives hanging from a garage

My arches are so high there’s nothing in the middle of my footprints