My burn mark looks like a moon over a mountain

Carne asada (skirt steak) is more than filet mignon

I mark off the calendar days with my daily fruit's sticker

Stumbled upon multiple empty hives hanging from a garage

My arches are so high there’s nothing in the middle of my footprints

Parked by the freeway entrance for a few minutes and created a virtual traffic jam

Candles at Michael’s suffering from the heat

found in a secondhand thrift/craft shop: most grooms are lacking a head

My nose piercings photographed in my dental x-ray

The person who installed this toilet paper holder had a hard time.

Son and I have identical, colour swapped birthmarks

A vehicle within a vehicle on a vehicle

I had a medical emergency in the middle of rolling a blunt. The paramedics wrapped it in a glove and left it in my car

The button battery I bought has an extra repulsive taste to deter children from eating it

This old campaign button essentially says ‘Piss on Goldwater’

Banana left in my sister's bag for a year

This backwards Ford logo I found in the street

Leaves turning brown due to extreme drought in Switzerland

A bar table that has little notches to hold your pool sticks

All the lettuce at Walmart is discounted because no one is buying lettuce