Outdated sign in doctor’s office today

I had 3 different nurses try to draw my blood and each of them left a different bruise that combined in a phallic shaped bruise

Crayola sells diversity markers.

Moss on this speed limit sign is growing in the pattern of the lights

I used this bowl in the microwave, and it bled red goo and got crazy hot.

The pack of gummy bears I bought has a chain of gummy bears!

The bomb shelter in my hotel in Ukraine has a framed portrait of Steve Jobs

Found A Weather Balloon at Work Today

The tip of my drill bit fell off.

Thought my cat’s reflection was looking at me

This car has a massive antenna on it

My IMAX 70mm showtime had sample IMAX film strips handed out after the showing

Thinnest rind watermelon, measured 2mm

My Kratom/Kava bar’s disclaimer

The vanilla beans I ordered are massive

A cat with ringworm, seen under a black light

This pattern on the surface of my mosquito tank (raising larvae to feed fish)

A fridge magnet I brought in Split, Croatia fell down and split

My sister has a nearly perfect freckles big dipper on her forehead

Pattern hydrocolloid band formed on my husband’s wound (my pinky for size reference)