my partner left a totally normal bottle of milk out on the counter by accident about 3 hours ago. it grew some sort of life form and has just exploded.

This cat with a cat on its back.

This is what we picked from half of our tomato plants, for 1 day. About 150#

All of my light blue non-transparent clothespins broke and splintered into pieces today after years of service, while all other colours work fine

I caught 100+ fruit flies in a day with apple cider vinegar trap

A stove placed right next to a toilet in a bathroom

A bald cardinal shows up to my house daily

My ham inflated like a balloon while in the refrigerator

Shrink wrapped car

A twin-jet pressure washer on a long pole being used to clean a roof

A Texas turtle burger

Tree shadows in a park next to my home are pixelated

Found this tiny hole in a wall in Venice that's apparently become the local disposal spot for used cigarettes

My once in a lifetime Capri Sun pull

The diagonally top-sliced hotdog buns I bought

Found a Birdie happy Meal toy from 1995 in my backyard while raking

Mr roommate brought home a giant novelty check from her work.

My car has a built-in beer opener in case I would need a cold one during a long drive.

My neighbor's tree grew an apple through my fence

Film strips of “The Odyssey” were handed out at a 70MM IMAX showing I went to!