A bald cardinal shows up to my house daily

My ham inflated like a balloon while in the refrigerator

Shrink wrapped car

A twin-jet pressure washer on a long pole being used to clean a roof

A Texas turtle burger

Tree shadows in a park next to my home are pixelated

Found this tiny hole in a wall in Venice that's apparently become the local disposal spot for used cigarettes

My once in a lifetime Capri Sun pull

The diagonally top-sliced hotdog buns I bought

Found a Birdie happy Meal toy from 1995 in my backyard while raking

Mr roommate brought home a giant novelty check from her work.

My car has a built-in beer opener in case I would need a cold one during a long drive.

My neighbour's tree grew an apple through my fence

Film strips of “The Odyssey” were handed out at a 70MM IMAX showing I went to!

Lab tested ice that chills faster

I hit three Alfred E Neumans on my vintage slot machine...

My cat caught a tiny snake (the snake was unharmed and released safely)

The rodent traps outside this hotel are disguised as electrical boxes

The right elbow pad at my gym’s bicep curl machine is more worn out than the left

My friends recently purchased an old house and discovered it has a toilet with a telephone next to it in the basement