The rodent traps outside this hotel are disguised as electrical boxes

The right elbow pad at my gym’s bicep curl machine is more worn out than the left

My friends recently purchased an old house and discovered it has a toilet with a telephone next to it in the basement

Saw this awesome cloud today.

A butterfly landed on me, and matched the colour of my shorts.

All the gunk purged from my clams

The root ball I removed from my septic tank this morning [)C]

Swiss Supermarkets sell Pizza hanging from a rack

This cloud I saw today.

It’s so hot here the cold water pipe runs 30.68°C (87°F). It’s 9pm.

Found a shark rock the other day

Monster Energy says "Not a tiny Euro can... an American size 16oz!" Despite the american size being smaller (16oz is 473ml, all other regions use 500ml)

Ice cream sandwiches from Singapore use real bread

This Indiana Jones VHS tape I got at an antique store had the original purchase receipt in the sleeve.

This string cheese I found in my inlaws' freezer expired in 1999.

This squeeze-pouch of soft-serve ice cream I got at a concert last night

Found my family’s 1991 Disneyland tickets. One-day admission was $25.50.

My dog and a cat synchronised their paw placement when napping

These urinals are each in fully private and lockable stalls

I ordered a (vegetarian) whopper and they gave me four patties