I ordered a (vegetarian) whopper and they gave me four patties

The difference in age between these 2x4s that came from the same pallet.

I took this picture of my pizza that looks like it's a video

The difference between my Teddy I’ve slept with every night for 20 years and his never-been-hugged Twin

Someone put a sticker frown on my amazon package

My pickle jar has a sticker over “Always Chilled Never Heated”

My fridge has swallowed up one of my food items

The electricity in my phone charger is magnetically-attracting my necklace chain.

The units on this yellow tape measure are not inches. (Ruler for comparison, the centimetre side is correct)

The end of the rainbow is at the end of my street.

I went outside to start my BBQ looked over and there is a bat on the wall.

Pretzel shop above another pretzel shop

A picture of my Women of Star Trek t-shirt from 1994.

I collected every official Lapras Pokémon card ever printed and framed them on my wall

This spider I found has a skull on it

The air from this A/C dried the roof, but not the whole roof

Saw this at the mall the other night. Pad lock on both doors with a long chain going over the car

This lamp of boobs

My local Denny’s sells beer.

My air freshener made little spikey crystals on the counter above it.