This water spill on my table looks like a shocked face.

To get the sand off, of course

My stove shows 24:00 for midnight

My Swiss Cheese has no holes

Something weird I found in these cheap covers

Bird pooped a tiny frog onto a window.

Soda can rocking chair

This late 1980s US Savings Bond is so old it has punch card marks. (OC)

Uranium Hexafluoride

My veins say hi

The multiple shadows of one flower cast on the table.

Water bottle froze weird after being left in the freezer all night.

A peanut sprouted up in my landscaping

The "save money" refills cost more than the original bottle

My tyre inflator has markings for two AAs but is powered by a 9v

The directions on this fruit fly trap want me to sit here for 3 weeks.

My hotel has a picture that looks like Polynesian Obama

The stretch marks on my hip made dark red lines in a bruise

Taiwan’s tourist guide has a section on if they get invaded by China

Ceiling in a Kmart store where people have unpacked and thrown sticky things