Never knew fire hydrants were so long

My dad saved 6 acid trips from the early 80’s. They are small “plastic” pyramids.

Several of the bricks in my kitchen floor have paw prints baked into them

The Dust Mother, a whole brick of rosemary and garlic dust in my bag of Pita chips

Half of 2 makes 4 (shadow of a damaged garage sticker)

This Japanese restaurant's logo features the kanji 福, but it's upside down.

This bee took a piece of my turkey sandwich

My new nose piercing fell out last week. Got it replaced. Coughed this up today with a bunch of mucus.

My headphone cushions where one ramained flawless (why)

This tiny McDonald’s only serves desserts (Aruba)

My KitKat Big Kat didn’t have any wafer in it

1/10th of a peanut for microdosing

St. Louis gas pump graffiti battle

Foods that used to be labeled “keto friendly” are now “GLP-1 friendly”

I ordered one old fashioned mixing fork and the company accidentally sent me 12

A Micro SD-Card reader with its slot on the front.

Lemon slices float and lime slices sink

This Dominos that used to be a Pizza Hut

My fishnets shaped bruise

A handle on a public toilet that lets you raise the seat without touching it