My old cat spent his 16 years of life scratching an inch deep gouge into this two by four

Husband and I found at least 100 drawings in the attic

Tried to take a picture of my dog with a polaroid, got a demon instead

Thrift store had two copies of this game, and the new one is censored

Hornet saws off a piece of turkey and flies away with it

My mouse is worn down to the plastic where my thumb goes

This “snake” caterpillar I found in my garden in southern CA.

Tooth growing from roof of my mouth. I finally got it removed the other day but it had gotten pretty big

Lion with a receding hairline

Old Talenti lids were embossed, new lids are debossed

The size of this receipt for a 1/2 gallon of milk

Got stung by a saddleback caterpillar, apparently famous for its painful sting and unique green-and-brown "saddle" marking

Cracked two eggs and realised it looks like the default profile pic

This Bake Shop Took Over From A Bike Shop

Starfish at a Chinese hotpot buffet

This gas station toilet was lit with a blacklight and it turns out the string from my pants glows under it.

My banana tree produced over 100 bananas

The way my old boss writes the number 2

My local fastfood's patterned floor has no pattern

This Emergency room has a fake window in the ceiling