The mistranslation on this compressed air gun i got from China

These tomatoes are labeled as "Virginia grown" despite being "product of Mexico."

This is what an "anti-yellowing" phone case looks like after a year

The mileage on my car today.

I have the whole theatre to myself.

Crane-shaped stain on wall

A tree that's been repaired with ratchet straps and spray foam.

My 80 yr old dad’s hack for getting the last drop of ink from his pens.

The LEDs in my keyboard bleached the keys

Brussels Airport. Wherever there's a leak in the roof or pipes, they place flower pots to catch the drips.

I won a copy of Normal signed by Bob Odenkirk

Common consumption area boundary line marked on sidewalk in Wichita, KS

Storm knocked over tree missing neighbour's house, pulled up all the grass on sidewalk.

One of my cats has one extra toe on every paw

My grainy potato.

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

A lady at Walmart had a parrot on her shoulder.

Amazon sent me a case of setting spray instead of the single item.

Found this barrel filled with concrete on the shores of Lake Ontario

The local fish hatchery delivers to the local reservoir